The other night I’m hanging around with some guys from the neighborhood outside my friend Bob’s barber shop, which is really just a wooden shack on the side of the road in front of Bob’s uncle’s house. His uncle’s name is Jibs. Jibs is sitting with us, too. We’re passing time before I head into town with Bob and Moses, another friend, to catch the Primera Liga title match between Real Madrid-Real Mallorca, the night’s main attraction. Unfortunately, I’m the only Madrid supporter present in a haven of Barca fans – Ronaldinho’s big ugly mug is watching over us from inside the shack – so it promises to be a long night, regardless of the outcome of the games.
Moses tells me this is what they normally do in the evenings, just sit around and shoot the bull. Only he says it in a way that is just so much cooler than I could ever hope to describe it.
“Yeah, after work I usually come over here to find my friends. Then we just relax, sit around and tell stories.”
Telling stories. The casual way he says it is almost poetic, which is fitting because Moses fancies himself a poet. And the storytelling itself has an illusive, poetic quality to my ears, since it’s mostly conducted in Luo, the local language around these parts. This fact also ensures that I don’t contribute much to the conversation, but nobody here seem to mind.
The radio’s on and tuned to a Nairobi station, Classic 105, which plays these amazing blocks of early ‘90s hip-hop and pop songs in the afternoon, like “I Wish” by Skee-Lo and “Everybody, Everybody” by Black Box (a Jock Jams classic, you’ve definitely heard it). At night though, “Classic 105 Loooooves the ‘80s!”, or so the DJ insistently tells us between songs. Right now it’s MJ, “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough”, and the crowd goes wild.
“MJ is the greatest, absolutely!” Bob exclaims fawningly, which puts me off a bit because Bob is this fairly jacked guy with a deep voice and typically reserved emotions. “Oh yeah, he’s sooo, so good,” Moses echoes. “Mike, do you like MJ?” I respond strongly in the affirmative. Come on, personal issues aside, who doesn’t love MJ?
In addition to being a poet, Moses is something of a rapper as well. He’s got a rap crew going with a few of his boys and they call themselves Watchtowers. I tell him I like that name. Moses also tells me he’s a fan of Nas, Common, and Erykah Badu (“I love the neo-soul,” he says). Moses is down with neo-soul. I’m down with Moses.
A guy on my left who I don’t know breaks out into a rhyme, spitting ill about blunts and ‘40s, which strikes me as strange considering I’ve seen neither during my time in Kenya. In fairness, though, I have seen a plethora of 50 Cent t-shirts around and there’s a matatu bus in town named “Biggie Smallz” (which is ironically plastered with Tupac decals). I’m considering writing a thesis entitled “Fear of a Black Planet: The Contributions of American Hip-Hop and the Thug Life Ethos towards the Perpetuation of the Neo-colonial Paradigm within an Urban African Context”. But I digress.
Bob goes inside to get a sweater before we leave for town (it’s dropped to 18°C - the winter temperatures here really bother the locals). I’m left sitting with Moses, Bob’s Uncle Jibs, and a few other guys. Jibs starts in on a rant about politics, not for the first time judging from the expressionless looks on the guys’ faces. They listen, nodding politely but not really showing any interest. The thing that hooks me, though, is that Jibs starts talking about the Millenium Development Goals as a matter of local politics. In case you don’t stay up on your “UN promises that have little-to-no chance of being achieved but allow world leaders to save face by smiling and slapping each other on the back after they sign the useless compact”, the MDGs can be found
here.
There was originally some hope for the Goals, despite the UN’s poor track record, because they established a set somewhat realistic, almost measurable benchmarks that were to be met along the route to the ultimate eradication of extreme poverty (defined as living under $1.08 US per day – roughly the bare minimum for survival), along with specific measures to be used for their implementation.
Back to our story, Kisumu’s been
tipped to be among the first batch of the UN’s “Millenium Cities”, a distinction that I hadn’t heard too much noise about locally – that is, until I started paying closer attention. (registration required, but it’s free)
The city still has a few hurdles yet to clear before the official title is confirmed, but Kisumu is extremely well-positioned to be a hub of East African trade and travel. It’s right on Lake Victoria, a location that is ridiculously central to all East Africa destinations, as well as a potential tourism boon that’s criminally under-utilised. The prime lakefront property in town is used as a carwash, with a bunch of fish “restaurants” (again, wooden shacks) where street boys wait next to your table while you eat, eager to shovel the rotting fish remains you’ve left on your plate into a plastic bag to be saved for later.
So Jibs is talking idly about these matters of local politics, which happen to coincide with international development objectives, but he’s spurred on because tonight someone’s actually responding to his allegations of government corruption and his oft-ignored prescriptions for change. His case is helped by the fact that he’s chosen this part of his evening to speak in English.
We talk about the much-touted success of Kenya’s free universal primary education, which has a few catches – class sizes are too large, teachers are poorly equipped. I say this is a step in the right direction, but Jibs thinks the politicians see it as a
fait-accompli, since they’ve already included free secondary education in next year’s just-announced budget - before the kinks are worked out of the primary school deal. This is true, and there’s no obvious solution to the dilemma, yet there is another positive piece to this puzzle.
For the first time ever, Kenya has left out entirely all promised foreign aid from its budget-funding proposal. That means that the Kenyan government is setting itself up to pay for all of its ambitious development projects completely internally, through tax dollars and expected proceeds from privatization of parastatals. It means that the national deficit will grow as the state stretches its domestic borrowing to the limits, but it's also seen as a huge step towards self-sustained economic growth. The IMF and World Bank are no doubt enamored with the plan, and it will be interesting to see how it all pans out.
Bob comes back out after a while and we make our way into town to catch the kickoff at 10:00pm. Before leaving, Jibs takes me aside and earnestly tells me that he hopes we can talk again. He seems surprised that I'd taken such an interest in local issues, that I know the names of politicians, including Kenya's Finance Minister (Amos Kimunya, boo-ya!), and I assure him that the conversation wouldn't end there. I look forward to more evenings of relaxation and storytelling, I tell him. It's the truth.
It would seem that a bit of the old man has rubbed off on me and I’ve abused your poor blog-weary eyes for too long. You know it’s time to sign off when you’ve descended from MJ to the MDGs in a single post. Talk about going from
Bad to worse. Ouch. I’ll be going now.